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1: What eye color do you find sexiest? greeeeen. is it bad to say that’s only because my eyes are green? but seriously. so hot.
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? white choc mocha from sbucks is quite tasty over ice.
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? a dali painting or a evelyn waugh quote “where can we hide in fair weather, we children of the storm” i want to make my body a shrine to those two men.
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? i grew up a little bit of everywhere. being in the suburbs for the latter part of childhood was good for me though. i needed a solid foundation.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) nora reardon. well then she was reardon, now she’s nora chrystal and she’s still my favorite adult, and aunt, today
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? peach. do i fucking drink anything else? EDIT: mango. yeah that too.
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? i couldnt get my overalls hooked back together properly after going to the bathroom, so i sat in the bathroom like all day until mrs. hawke noticed i was missing and came to do my overalls for me. actually she sent caley lewis to check for me first. who was, and still is, dumb as bricks.
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? when i joined SAVE with kara because there was a cute boy in it that i wanted to love me (and i was obsessed with him for two years, then at the end of the two years hes like “oh yeah hey there you exist” and im like gtfo) but she thought i did it for her because she didnt want to be alone. that who sitch-ee-ation makes me embarrassed.
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? OH MY GOD HOW COULD I FORGET THIS. Cass Tech. 2009. Saturday. (You can tell its good, I started using capitals). Alliance Selection. It’s us and HOT. We still had to decide our third robot, trust me it was no easy task. Paul was like HEY ITD BE REALLY FUNNY NOT REALLY IF YOU PICKED 1114 and I, at the time, was impressionable so when the mic came back around to 1st seed, I said 1114 and no one laughed. Except for Paul. And Adam Freeman. And maybe a few TCs. We ended up with 3098, The Captains (Thanks to me and no one else). But in those few moments of dead silence with the arena staring at me, I was mortified.
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why? pirates. there’s nothing sexy about a fucking ninja.
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? im a horrible judge of heights and things. so i really dont know. but i did do like trees!
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? loved it. still fucking do, okay. its rare i see a swingset anymore so its twice as exciting.
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? a gazelle
14: What’s your most favorite part of your body? muh hips. they’re bony and curvy at the same time. best of both worlds? i think so.
15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality? i is be easy going as fuck.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? meh
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? hah no. i have really good intentions every year but im totally done after the halftime show.
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? uhh college football games?
19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life? HOT OPEN FACED CRAB SANDWICH. at The Rice Paddy in Georgetown, SC. fuck i yearn for that so often.
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? butter. butter. like pawla deeeen, ya’ll.
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) skim and i did not.
22: Which continents have you been on? norf america and europe
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? nahh not so much
24: Backpacks or satchels? backback
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? i dont really like rainbow in clothing. i own one. uhh sure i dont see why not.
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? Rocko’s Modern Life or Pinky and the Brain
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? cow’s seem less messy.
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? Chi<3
29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on? beats me.
30: The latest you’ve ever slept? stupid question. should be longest you’ve ever slept. i slept from noon until 9pm once. but ive also slept from 6pm until 2pm the next day.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? at a thrift store. YES.
32: Do you pick at scabs? oh my god yes.
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? black
34: How far can you throw a baseball? LOL4FEETMAYBE
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? Sweden
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? YES NO YES YES. I fucking love ethiopian food.
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? i dont think i have a preference.
38: A relationship with love or one with sex? are they mutually exclusive? hmpf. i dont want to be shallow, but sex.
39: Do you eat enough vegetables? definitely
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? for those of you who read hyperboleandahalf, her latest post is absolutely accurate. once you break through the other side of depression (not necessarily get over it) you start to feel an invincible indifference towards things that once scared you. nothing really scares me anymore. especially movies.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? yeah no.
42: Do you swear in front of your parents? my mom, sometimes. for emphasis on funny stories. or how much we hate repubs.
43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween? POCAHONTAS DUH
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? no, i love my natural color
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids? uh maybs?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. I DO
47: City or nature person? both, actually
48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) colored pencils and sharpies lol
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy? i can do a cartwheel in heels mother fucker
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
NO. Okay maybe.
1. I CAN NAME ALL THE COUNTRIES AND CAPITALS AND FLAGS
2. I am bioluminescent.
3. I am a published author.
4. I make mean breakfast pastries
5. I’m an excellent listener
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