lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
i can nt breath e this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
simplyadorkable-jae: grotesquelylovely: renistyle: andallthatcas: let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy has been with us our entire lives from all that to good burger to kenan and kel and now snl he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood god bless you kenan thompson and hes not strung out on drugs or whoring around yaaay ^^^
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hopelessrecords: Today is the day! The Wonder Years’ The Greatest Generation has finally arrived and you’re ready to grab it at Hot Topic, Best Buy or on iTunes (http://smarturl.it/TWYTGG_iTunes) so you’re just like.. This is the moment you have been waiting for So you put on the record and you hear…
equisollux: zombiecthulu: basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he’s on Tumblr I am
marathemara: alexisturtle: 10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need why doesn’t this have more notes? ...
Anonymous asked: You'd probably have to drug her!